This week

Sasha -

I wanna leave you notes about this week so that you know about everything that's going on, like I usually do. I started typing everything out but then I thought better of it. It's been a pretty crazy week. I don't want to leave you in the dark, but I kept reading and rereading everything I wrote up and I changed my mind, so I'm gonna leave you an abridged version instead, kind of like Sparknotes. A lot of stuff happened today and even though I think it's worth mentioning everything, I don't wanna put you through all of it all over again since you weren’t really handling it well when it actually happened. You still aren’t, actually. You’re all emo, you're shutting everyone out (including your sister), and you’ve turned into a big pile of suck.

A lot has happened already and it’s only Monday, but I'm hoping that we got all of the crazy out early on and that the rest of the week is going to be quiet. Here’s what you need to know from today, without all of the big, gross details:

- People have been getting kidnapped by lackeys. It’s scary.
- I ate all of your gummy bears. Sorry. I’ll replace them.
- You were almost kidnapped on your way home from work today but you bounced away to safety. You were fine, you weren't hurt, and it’s really not a big deal. I’ve dealt with worse and so have you.
- Joey saw you bounce out, but no one else did except for the other bad guy. You didn’t have any other options, though.
- You had to get rid of that purple cardigan. Cardigans are for old people so I don't know why you were so upset about it. Maybe it was one of your favorite sweaters? I dunno.
- Joey is Dick Grayson, also known as Nightwing.

If anything else happens, I’ll email you again, but hopefully this is it. I don’t wanna keep secrets from you since we share a body and everything (and trust me, I hate it too), but I really think it’s for your own good.

- Charlie

Sasha -

Have you ever thought about seeing a therapist? Seriously, being in your head is sooo depressing this week. Are you like this all the time, like even when I’m not around? This really can’t be healthy, you know. You should talk to someone. Bottling things up can't be good.

Anyway, your mental state and crappy coping mechanisms aside… People are still disappearing and it's pretty scary, but you and your friends have been safe so far. Except for that one thing with you on Monday, that wasn’t so good. You’ve been ‘porting to and from work and that’s really about it, because you it doesn't really seem too safe to be out and about with everything going on, and even if it were, you don’t really wanna hang out with people because you're still being a big pile of suck.

What I’m trying to say is that things are really boring right now. No news is good news though, I guess. I added a bunch of stuff to your Netflix queue because everything in yours seemed kinda lame. Stranger Things and Quantico were pretty good though, so I’ll give you credit for that, but now it's your turn to watch some of my stuff. I'd suggest that you start with Girl Meets World. I know, it's a kids show, but it's good.

Oh, and thanks for not losing your mind over the giant Snorlax that I ordered earlier this summer. It’s pretty comfortable, isn’t it?

- Charlie